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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

(via ruffrabbiting)

seereezy:

manager: sir your resume just says “good looking and talented”

me: am I lying though?

manager: …youre right, Im sorry youre hired

(Source: seereezy, via ruffrabbiting)

acne-a:

eloquencly:

found this on the bathroom stall at school

This is beautiful